Meet Carole Sue . . .

She's my best friend.

She's quite the nature photographer.

She has pretty good taste in music.

I can't really rock the floppy hat with anyone else like I can with Carole.

She has really, really nice hair that I'm envious of.

We sometimes take random roadtrips. To meet guys. Guys with names like "Pearl."

She rescued Mabel and gave me a most special gift by doing so.

We're ridiculous together.

We have pretty hilarious inside jokes. BTK, for instance.

I love her a lot.